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Friday, February 27, 2009

i hate u diyana


i'm in kepala batas, penang rite now from yesterday until this coming monday. so last nite, got nothing to do, i go walkedie walk around my hotel and find out one corner full of fruit vendors. i look around and found one particular fruits. so, konon konon i want to be friendly with the vendor, i make la this conversation.

me: bukak sampai pukul brapa bang?

the vendor: ("apa ko peduli?"-dalam hatinya berkata kata) kalau dah takde org saya tutup la bang

me: (pointing at one particular fruit) ehhh...buah tu, saya tau. tu buah diyana

the vendor: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? (with a very confuse look)

me: ye la...rasa dia masam manis. buah diyana la tu

the vendor: abg datang dari mana?

me: puchong (with a very proud looking look)

the vendor: ooooo org kat puchong panggil ni buah diyana ye ( i can see he's trying not to laugh at me). kitaorg kat sini panggil buah setar ataupun kundang

me: (OMG...dem u diyana. once again u managed to corrupt my innocent mind) errr....a'ah...tu memang buah setar atau kundang heh heh heh....tadi kepala dok pikiaq benda lain.

dem u diyana. why la u always like to brainwash and corrupt my innocent mind. first, u make me confuse on how pregnant lady suppose to look like and now this buah kundang. tu la ...suka sangat sebut dan makan buah kundang depan aku....i hate u diyana. next time u preggie keep away from me huhuhuhu

10 comments:

  1. Diyana is a name and i cant imagine hang blh openly cakap tu buah diyana. hang ingat vendor tu kenai diyana ka???

    besides its very MISLEADING bila hang refer buah kundang tu as buah diyana!! bani, toksah blame diyana la, hang dah sewel and luch tahap angkasa

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  2. nize, aku demam teringin nak beli baju baru. dah lama aku tak pakai baju baru

    ferod, hang toksah nak ngada. hang la dewa dewi raja segala luch

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  3. ni bani, masa aku mula2 masuk keja aku inesen tau... baek saja, aku ingat lagi masa kena introduce hang sorang ja yg approach and bagi kad kat aku, staff lain tak bagi pun huhu... macam bapak ayam...

    oh tidak itulah permulaan segala2nya huhuhu

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  4. aku bukan bapak ayam. aku maharaja ayam

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  5. kenapa lama aku luch pulak?? ferod yg luch tau????!!!
    paling2 pun pakcik kedai tu akan ingat Bani ni duk angau kat minah mana tah nama diyana.. tu je... tapi tak la luch... hehehehe

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  6. aku jugak... aku ni bukan luch, advanced ja... bani yg luch. however aku still rasa ada unsur2 keluch an dlm post ni heheheh...

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  7. ntah tah apa apa si ferod ni. ferod is the queen of innocent luch 'fainted self (tak sedar diri)' hahahahahaha

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  8. fainted self??? bukan hang ka yg fainted self when it comes to age???>

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  9. dah la...apa la korang..!! betul la buah diyana...emm emm, tapi macam mana ya?!! =P aim sori..

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