Thursday, February 12, 2009
16 things i am forced by diyana to let the world know about me
referring to the title, i have to tell you guys 16 things u need or need not to know about me. (dem u diyana, dem dem dem)
1) when i was 6-14yo, i must eat white rice with kicap tamin and fried egg for lunch. if i dont have it, i will burn the whole kampung
2) i have been hospitalized for 3 days without the whole family knew about it. they just assumed i'm with my penyangak frens participating in our usual missions. it was a week before SRP
3) i was a tough kid with no tears coming out from my eyes even when my grandpa (he's a kap lam ya nga decendent with british army rules) beat me with his rattan tongkat kaki tiga or with a hard leather belt. but now, i'm a cry baby when my heart been broken by........
4) if u dont have any money or luxury things to give me, just take me to any great restaurant or cook me a perfect meal. that will do
5) i'm a baby/lil kid's love-hate magent. they will either love me or hate me for no reason
6) if u r nicer to me, i will be nicerestest to u har har har. if u f****d me, be ready to face me as a very evil demon
7) when i'm out and u see me, do say hi to me. i didnt notice anybody i knew out there coz i always mind my own path and business
8) when i have nothing better to do, i always dreaming wheter i'm a successful and rich actor or a surgeon
9) i'm a good cook
10) if u want me to curse u happily, by all means please suprise me or cucuk my waist. my favorite cursing word is rhyme with 'pantai'
11) i hate back stabbers
12) i was naib johan pertandingan azan in perak (kategori sekolah agama rakyat) when i was 8 years old. and the only debate candidate to represent my school.
13) i always love when people say that i dont look like what is written in my DOB. u will definitely see my hidung just like the jelapang toll's tunnel
14) i like watching HSM 1, 2 and 3 for my guilty pleasure heh heh heh
15) i dont like talking and be too close to others from 7-10am coz i'm not comfortable with my own and others morning breath
16) finally....the last thing u need to know....mmmmmm i can count on diyana and azman to supply me with kegirangan orang turki hahahahaha. i love kegirangan org turki