Mas Kawin

bla bla bla long time no update here bla bla bla...here is the latest update.

friday, 5th june '09. two moms - diyana (not her real name) and bedah (her real name) go walkie-dee-walk at KLCC and stop at one jewellery shop. hours passing by, in the office diyana told one story of how she wanted to buy a ring as a memento from her Mas Kawin (dowry).

I asked her, why jewellery such as a ring? and she replied "duhai bani yg ensem lagi comel, kalau beli cincin dapatlah mengenang saat-saat perkahwinan bla bla bla. lagipun duit mas kawin hak pengantin pompuan dan tak best la kalau beli barang makanan etc..."

so my suggestion to her concluded from her explanation - wants something memorable and lasting forever are:
a) sijil simpanan premium
b) poultry
c) bon/investment

ok what!!!! be creative and innovative!

i can be featured in ripley's

phewwww, i feel like i havent been blogging for almost a year heh heh heh. sorry guys, lately i'm actively online on facebook 24hrs a day, 7 days a week! i'm addicted to it! but today, i feel i must tell you this particular story because as for myself, i still couldnt believe i done it!

you might wondering what it is? today, approximately at 6.45pm, I JOGGED! yes, jogged as in 'jogging' and i done it not in the form of brisk walk or running ala miki (azman and di's son), i was jogging around my neighborhood until 7.45pm.

you might say what's the big deal about it. in my case, me doing the jogging thingy with the full effort for an hour is just like micheal jackson singin zapin or carmen electra decided to wear jilbab to the oscar.

i dunno what makes me wanted to do it, but i just do it. now, i think i'm gonna die tonite. if u havent see me online on my fb or you havent heard any news about me after 9.45am tomorrow, please send a coroner, and please send my body to my kampung coz i might die tonite. i do feel like i'm gonna die. you should see me typing this blog and try my best to be online on fb! i literally nyawa-nyawa ikan or like my old kampung folks in britain should say- i'm soul-soul fish!

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why la why.....

this morning, with a full blast spirit and energy wanted to be early in the office was gone with the wind. i'm ready to take this world with my new clean shaven look, collapsed by a stupid fellow who hit my car. why oh why u did this to me. dont u know i left only months to pay the bank so the car will finally be mine after 7 years. i thought the car will be beautiful enough for me to keep for the rest of my life than u make it ugly. why?????

why u hit me few weeks before i renew my road tax, insurance etc...why?????? do u think i have enough money to fix the car even if it is for u, it's just a minor scratch! why after u hit me, u left like nothing was happened. why dont u stop after i followed u? yes i know the road is madly jam but whyyyy u didnt stop? i know u drove a very big car but can't u heard any screeching bumping noise like u was hitting something or u just plain stupid. yes, u did left me there.

and at that time i still in shock enough for me to forget what car u r driving and what color is your car, but my fingers work like magic managed to type your registration number and save it in sms draft.

and dont u know, u make me suffer today! i have to lodge a police report to an empty police station. by the time there was one officer asking how they can help me and he so shock when i greet him with assalamualaikum. i thought no one ever gave him salam. but the main reason because he think i'm chinese or probably non muslim. do i look non malay by shaving my face clean?

i have to wait long enough and to make u understand how long, i managed to poo poo twice in their officer's toilet accidentally ( i dont know officer do not share toilets with public). luckily a very cheerful mom like lady traffic officer is so friendly and very very understandable of my situation and condition heard my explanation and trying to calm me down and making me not so syahdu.

i wish i won the case so you can pay the summon and i can fix my car using your insurance. u but for that purpose, i have to leave my car at the workshop for a week. i'm not working 15 minutes walk from my home and i'm not working in putrajaya. the nearest lrt will take 5 hours if i walk there and fyi there is no bus to get there. and if i take the bus to my office, i have to go out the very same minute and hours with the rubber tapper. how could you do that to me?

until then, i hope u will be hit by a poo poo lorry and after i won the case i hope the same poo poo lorry will hit u again or u will hit the same lorry again...arrggggghhhh dem u

aiman

aiman's mystery is solved. a happy and sad ending kind of conclusion. however, pemuda misteri yg berkaraoke di rumah aku masih lagi belum terjawab.....

Lopak syahdu

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